InStAlLiNg HuSbANd

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.. What can I do?

Reply Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

EnTerAncE eXaM

Seriously is there such an exam? Coz i really wanna take it =)

MaThS aT 4Am

Its been long since I ve found something to blog on well today was a great start and it started of at 4 am in the MORNING.

Current status in the hospital = ON CALL

4AM

- cchungww was bz sleeping . . . pu pu was bz jumping around

4.11 AM

- Staff nurse (S/N) from a peads ward called

4.12 AM

- question was "How to dilute 50% glucose in 1/5 normal saline"

cchungww - half awake replied huh?? what was it again??

S/N - was alittle irritated having to repeat herself about 3 times hence added the sentence "URGENT ya I dont have the formula"

cchungww - errr can i call u back?? (racing in my mind - OH SHYT i forgot how to calculate . . . however did try to solve the puzzle in about 5 min of mingling)

- 5 mins pass yet no ans - getting more worried, stress and almost to the stage of PANICKED.

4.20 AM

-caught hold of my bro (yes he s living in a diff zone but in Malaysia haha) who was practically watching anime and had internet connection

cchungww - eh chris can u help me to google "dilution of 50% glucose in 1/5 normal saline?"

chris & cchungww - typed and tired

chris - whats it you are looking for??

cchungww - the calculation to dilution of 50% glucose in 1/5 normal saline le . . .

- another 10 mins passed yet no ans from internet nor any luck in calculating

4.30 AM

- die la have to call the total parenteral nutrition support (TPN = WMM) ppl but 4.30 am will they kill me anot???

cchungww - crap no choice la have to call i dont knoe how to reply and the S/N say urgent die oso have to wake sum1 up hu knoes the ans

WMM - (sleeply) hello??

cchungww - err WMM can you help me out on this question "dilution of 50% glucose in 1/5 normal saline" the peads S/N asked me le and i ve been trying for the pass 15 mins.

WMM - aaa give me a few minutes to count i call u back in a while

- meanwhile cchungww still tries to calculate ---> no luck at all

- WMM calls back

WMM - ok u need to use 50% GLUCOSE 500 mls and add 4.5 mls of sodium chloride 20%

cchungww - phew ... so glad its solved

WMM - but then hor

cchungww - (in my mind - die lo now wat??)

WMM - 50% glucose 500mls is only available in the STORE PHARMACY or in SCN. You can try asking SCN if they have stocked up this solution anot.

cchungww - aaaaaa ....... pulling my hair out!! thanked WMM and called the dispenser on call

4.45AM - dispenser on call = EE

cchungww - eh the way to solve the dilution of 50% glucose in 1/5 normal saline is by adding 4.5mls of normal saline in to 50% glucose 500mls. But then this is only availble in the store and SCN can u check on the system if SCN has this stock?

EE - okie . . . checks for the stock

- cchungww meanwhile was being stared at by pupu who was still shocked why the lights were turned on at 4 am hahah . . .

- 5 mins later - the on call phone RINGS again . . . BAD BAD NEWS !!

4.50AM

EE - eh only stocked up in the STORE le

cchungww - habis la . . . pls call the ward and tell them i ll only be able to reach in 30 mins the fastest

- chucks the phone into the bag pack up wash face and dress up

5.00AM drives to work and reached office at 5.11 AM (the quickest time i ve reached work) - shall post up the pictures later the road was so so so empty lol . . .

If you are desperate to not get involved in traffic jus drive to work at 5 am lol

5.21AM

- breaks into 2 areas to get keys to break into the store wit EE.

- searches randomly for about 10 minutes

cchungww - EE you found anot the 50% glucose?? (desperate mode - stage 1)

EE - no la i think we better call the store keeper . . . H her number is 019-XXXXXXX

5.30AM

cchungww - EE, H should be up right have to go morning prayers rite??

EE - yeah

cchungww - dials and H pickes up (from the voice H was stil asleep) . . . . -_-""

EE - eh! eh! i found it

cchungww - before checking properly tells H we ve found it and appologise for the call

- upon close check on the solution while EE makes a call happily to the ward finds out that the 50% glucose is in 20 mls pint .... aaaaaa ...... cchungww . . . jaws drop

cchungww - eh EE wrong one le lets find again

- 5 mins pass still no luck hence calls H again for the 2nd time (desperate mode - stage 2)

H - oh its outside the pharmacy pantry there . . .

cchungww - feels like strangling some1 at the moment locks the store and wit EE try to find it in the pharmacy pantry area

another 5 mins pass still none and calls H again (desperate mode - extreme)

cchungww - H, i still cant find it la i wan the 50% glucose in 500mls not the 5% glucose in 500mls which are all laied outside the pharmacy pantry area

H - oh u wan that one, why ar? why u need it?

cchungww - after explaining the past 1 hour experience wit the ward tells me its in the store

H - check on the system la it tells you where it is located in the store

cchungww - thanks H and ends the call.

Went into the pharmacy to try to open the system . . . SYSTEM DOWN !!! @#$%

cchungww - aaaaaa .... EE system down!! how r we going to check

EE - ya now system down for 2 hour everyday from 5 am - 7 am

cchungww - feels like KILLING something

cchungww & EE breaks into the store again . . . . . . -_-""" this patient so better be alive since so many ppl went through so much prob and trouble to save him o her.

searches for another 5 mins and at last found it near the STORE PANTRY .... pengsan at last ... EUREKA . . . lol

EE calls the ward and problem is solved phew . . .

Time of end = 6 AM --> cchungww & EE went back to A&E pharmacy for a good rest =)

WeEkeNd TRiP . . . !!

Day 1

Reached Ipoh about 8 pm due to heavy rain and great instruction s frm Desmond . . . sounds something like this "Ur at the traffic light rite? First u turn right then u turn right again then u reach round about u take 12 o clock then u turn right then u call me . . . so many right but where to turn ar ??? which junction ?? well we didnt get loss thanks to XY s idea of turning at every major junction s haha

After meeting up straight for dinner which was suppose to be Chicken rice but end up eating noodles since the shop was close "the kononnya BEST one in Ipoh" hmmm tasted weird o prob i m just not use to it haha

The shop that sells noodles but then we forgot to take pics of the noodles lol

Taugae

Then after that we went for a drink around the area since XY had her tong sui craving haha . . .

Mushroom Soup

Strawberry milk shake

Headed back to Desmond's PALACE about 1130 pm to rest a while and bath . . . u tot that was the end of day 1?? Ur wrong . . . around 12 pm the tour guide decided to go for "XUE FA BEH" dont knoe wat it means in english but it means BEER . . . looks odd since they chilled the glass really cold and the beer ice like slurpee then pour out into the glass and ur suppose to drink it cold . . . I m not a drinker but it still tasted odd . . .

The beer lounge haha

Xue Fa Beh

XY chilling

WW bz watching tv

Xue fa beh on the way

Guess it didnt turn out as expected haha

Some pork ribs which tasted great as noted by XY and Desmond i dont knoe wat it taste like but no thanks haha

Day 2

This is what happens when u sleep at 3 am the night before lol . . . i m sure the tour guide is gonna kill me haha

The King sleeping on his water bed lol .. ..

Had breakfast at Foh San. The place was great but to wait and get a place was NOT so great. It was a battlefield breakfast since it was packed with multiorganisms & basically u have to squeeze through and fight for a place lol . . . basically siapa cepat dia dapat . . .

Foh San

Yay we got plates lol

And the food too

After that it was off to pick Faiz (also quoted as big strong and friendly) I hope i spelled his name right as our assistant tour guide haha =) who gladly showed us the way to Kelly's Castle and other few attractions

While awaiting for the assistant tour guide Faiz

Kelly's Castle

One wit XY and not to mention under the nice cool sun lol

The castle's door knobs

The view outside frm inside the castle

We met wit a loving couple haha

Hey since when i changed my profession to be a human tripod -_-""

Jump Queen doin flying shots

Spend about 2 hours at Kellys castle not that its interesting but it was great place to learn how to use the most complicated (to me) camera lol . . . wat abstract, ISO . . . shutter speed . . .

XY and Faiz chilling out under the sun

Still stalking hehe

Faiz chilling out

Look up . . . yaya random shot

Inside the empty castle

Trying to be photogenic haha

Yeap we basically stalked the couple

Yay a blue egg but where’s the bird??

I was trying to capture something but it didnt turn up (No its not sum1 naked)

Hoho we ve framed the picture on camera

Posing pictures =)

Oits since when i grew 2 ears . . .

A view of the castle from inside - good work XY =)

Anyone care for some fried mushrooms with oyster sauce and onions??

The bear tree

After that it was a drive back to town to a DRIVE THROUGH TAU FOO FA yeah u didn’t read it wrongly . . . drive through . . . the one and only and new haha . . .

Drive through area and the pic of the shop

Eating in the car

They sell soya bean drink too . . . not to mention now they have to pay me 4 advertising fee haha

Then we were off to Nam Heong coffee shop for the best o the most original Ipoh white coffee in town . . . don’t ask me how it taste like i don’t take coffee . . .

Nam Heong coffee shop

Chilling out

The famous coffee

Next stop off to Gunung Lang which is about 10 mins away from the city center which had a magnificent scenery well was not expected . . . just a nice place to hang out and relax =)

Upon reaching Gunung Lang

Loads of Koi fish can steam and eat ar ??

Jus enjoying the scenery

Just another random shot

Admiring the scenery

Back to the city center for dinner

U wouldn’t guess it . . . we went out again around almost 2 am and had ice kacang till about 3am which was basically crazy and came back to redesign Desmond's room which currently is filled with great memories and pictures taken by him =)

Was already dead on the bed by 430 am . . . and since the other 2 had no other objects to take pictures . . . sad to say i was volunteered, without consent to become THE OBJECT . . .

So after a good heavy breakfast we headed back home =) thanks for bringing us around Desmond and thanks for driving XY all in all it was a great weekend =P

The 2 corner coffee shops we ordered from ahah

Caremel tart

Ipoh Hor Fun

Attack of the Popia

One wit XY

World of tong sui lol

Yam tong sui

Wintermelon tong sui

XY driving wit Patrick ~ end of ipoh trip =)

Ho hOo hOo

Wow this giraffe reminds me of the patients



Stage 1: Denial
- Aiya this doctor is new duno how to check just diagnose me wrong oni
- If i dun take i try to use dietary way can ar??

Stage 2: Anger
- What do u mean I need to buy ar . . . i m GOVERNMENT PENSIONER no need to pay one, newspaper oso got write

Stage 3: Bargaining
- Har so expensive ar no pensioner price ar?? Why so expensive??

Stage 4: Depression
- Haih wat to do buy la gimme 2 months supply k 2 months a make sure

Stage 5: Acceptance
- Same patient come back every month o 2 months to get medication

hAPpY chInESe NeW yeAr

Well nothing much to post since i m KAMPUNGLESS haha .. ..
Enjoy the jokes below peeps and enjoy the holiday off =) . .. cchungww out !!

Stumbled across a Journal in the library last Friday and it kinda of got my attention

The bottom part actually states "Power in ur hands" i think its a typo error it should read as "GORILLA in ur hands" lol hahaha ....

Got the following jokes frm a friend tot i would share
Achmed the dead terrorist

i m CertaiN I M At the COW sTaGE LOL

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service LOL. =p

ArCHErY

Was suppose to hang out with ex unimates and sum juniors on Saturday for bowling to relegate my dearest (PUKE =S lol) ex lab partner grandly hu s being EXILED to the land of PERAK to BEGIN his prp haha i shall not state his name but i ve given enough clues on hu he is hahaha =P.

Anyway was in Pyramid when we found out they had sum MALAYSIAN OPEN BOWLING COMPETITION till 7 pm and hence we decided for archery . . .

Thanks for the picture XY =P


Trying to concentrate . . . . yeah rite hahaha . . .

Dats how BADLY i fair in archery . . so if u gimme a gun next time its a 1 in 100 chance i ll manage to shOoT anything down haha . . .

eARtH -> hElL

Ritezz peeps I shall do this within 1 post of the happening stuff for the past 2 weeks .....

9 January 2008
As of next week i shall be DEPORTED frm Earth (In patient pharmacy) to HELL (Out patient pharmacy) as that will be my new work place for I duno how many YeArS . . . dEcAdEs Or MelLinIuMS . . .

Anyhow its a new start of the year and hopefully I can clear up the place or make service better . . . but my perspective of HELL at the moment is not dat FAnTaStIcKa . . .


PuPu SnEeZIng


MaNAjA sEsSiON wit FAT pUpU


Manja manja


BiTes when u stop manjaing


Hmmm for this snack i should thank my grandma prob she has read my mind that i m being DEPRIVED of vegetables during lunch haha

6 January 2008
Almost got a SUMMON frm the police for parking in a YeLLoW lInE area . . . luckly we were siting facing the glass window and PhEw yet again got SaVeD . . . However it was amazing when you can c like 4 crazy ppl all in sweaty Ts after a game of badminton . . . running towards the McD door to the car and driving it off . . .

5 January 2008
Went for sum orientation in office named "KURSUS ORIENTATSI KHUSUS INDUKSI" i oso blur la the name but it was great fun . . . got to visit to the following places

1) mortuary . . . learned that at 1 point we can store 54 corpes
2) dobby . . . learned how to clean the hospital clothes?? or should i say taken as a KULI to fold clothes . . . guess wat they need 6 diff types of chemicals (could hardly hear wat they are for)
3) skipped blood bank . . . hehehe had a lame excuse of going back to work haha . . .

Learned how to SLEEP during lectures was one of the big things i learn sorry la . . . wat to do really got FED properly . . . 745 am i have breakfast then at 10 am we have morning tea then 12pm lunch then 4 pm tea . . . dun grow fat and lazy oso i dun believe la

31 December 2008
Was out hanging around in 1utama (have not got the pictures yet aka still pending) watching nice fireworks . . . dun really give a dam which artist frm HK or Singapore or Malaysia was there and i can hardly dun care . . . Come to think of it its the 1st time i spend new years out wit my friends and comming home at 3 am ho ho ho . . .

Expected sum nice WaLlOpInG oR NaGgINg sEsSiOn but to my utmost supprise my mom was watching YOUTUBE till about 4 am ho ho ho . . . SAvEd . . .

27 December 2008
Met up wit my ex uni mates in ItAlLiAniSe (hope i got the spelling right even if i dont i dun care coz i m NOT PAID to advertise for them haha ) . . . its good to catch up on old times . . . learn wherebouts of other collegues . . . food was pretty good . . . Jude was ahem .. .. EGER to go home to read his RUSSIAN MAGAZINE from his GoD SoN . . .

MeRrY cHrIstMas !!!

Jelous PuPu

Well currently I have extra 2 hamsters to look after as my god bro went overseas for a holiday and left his Whiskey and Toffee in my house. . . they are extremely adorable and my darling pu pu got jealous when she smell their presence around her cage hehe so cute . . . take a look at the pics below . . . cchungww out!! Merry Christmas peeps . . .

Pupu asleep as usual


Oh I smell an intruder


Whiskey


Acting cute


Whiskey loves to drink water


Toffee loves sleeping


Can I go out please =-(


Come near and I ll bite u


Merajuk after she saw me kissing whiskey and toffee

StOcK TaKe

Hmm working live as a FRP so far not too bad but then seems quite busy as the out patient pharmacy is already turning into a HOLIDAY or VACATION SPOT especially during the sesonal holiday period aka the peak period and oso the school holiday period.

Dont understand why patients tend to come to the hospital to either see a doctor or take medication during the school holidays its like their holiday mood would not be completed without a trip to the pharmacy.

Most of the time the pharmacist is kept busy,
- updating themselves on which antibiotic to use if we see a culture with Acinetobacter or Stenotrophomonas maltophilia
- argueing with the doctor as we dont agree on giving high end antbiotics
- ransacking or turning into Sherlock Homes when the wards claim they did not receive the medication
- sneaking into wards to look at the case notes when we suspect the nurses are twisting the facts . . . classic example "Ya staff nurse ____ sini patient in banyak darah la NG tube dia banyak darah" or "Ya patient is vomiting loads of blood alot of blood . . . " But when we look at the patient the patient is siting up right toking and laughing wit their family members . . . WHERE S THE BLOOD???!!! @_@""

Other then the above, lives is jus as it is . . . sort of very robatic . . .

wake up at 0615H
drive to work at 0645H
reach work at 0710H
start work at 0830H
finish work at 1715H
reach home at 0615H

Anyway need to go to sleep just got home from STOCK TAKE (pictures below) which happens oni one year once thank god . . . and oso one year once we ll see approximately 30 panda's in the morning in the pharmacy after stock take haha ... cherio ppls . . . cchungww out !!



Found this bunch while marketing for food in Carefour haha . . . so cute


Roborovoski hamster


Dont u think it looks like a picture frm the coporate world . . . the small fries are at the bottom of the pyramid which is normally stood on by the BOSS hehe =) c at the bottom the turtle standing in the water get soaked by the water all wet . . .


Today we had stock take look how many ppl running about looking for the drug


Todays topic = Learn how to count 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 .. .. . .

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!